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Wiltshire Farm Foods – an ode to Trevor

Posted by Wiltshire Farm Foods on Monday, Mar 31 2008 | Permalink | Comments: 0

We love to hear from our customers at Wiltshire Farm Foods, especially when we hear word that our home meals delivery service really brightens your day – that’s what we’re here for, not just the provision of nutritious ready meals that taste great and are ready in a jiffy!

Some of you have even been poetically inspired and sent us your jottings. Here’s one sent from Silvia in Kent singing the praises of one of our drivers from our outlet in Herne Bay, East Kent:

Wiltshire Farm Foods – an ode to Trevor

Our bloke of great endeavour

Does the best – his name is Trevor.

Now with a wonky back like mine

These ready-meals are simply fine

No heavy baskets – or check-out queues

I surf the catalogue, and choose

Then write a cheque – no need for cash

(Thank God the spuds arrive as mash)

I’m really not that sympathetic

For those of you who’re diabetic

Or those who’re stuck with “gluten-free”

Or watch your diets carefully

You’ll catch my drift I’m certain, when you

See the colour-coded menu

Just take a butchers and you’ll see

Delights in every category

And some among you will rejoice

When you see the vegetarian choice

And puddings! I won’t even start –

Just contemplate the Lemon Tarte

And think of the energy we save

When we bung ‘em in the microwave!

Roasts and casseroles – whatever

It’s service with a smile from Trevor!

What do you think of your driver? If you have any stories or poems to share then please post them here - they always put smiles on our faces!

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